Ear Fetish

Rex Ryan has nothing on MY dad! That's right, you heard what I said! Rex Ryan has a foot fetish...well my Dad has an EAR fetish, not just any ears though....only mine!!!

Yes, I admit it! It's a fact in our house that my ears smell...from time to time. Did I ask anyone to smell them??? No! But dad insists that my ears NEED to be cleaned! He said we can do it the easy way (his way) or we can do it the hard way (the vets)...guess which one I picked!

If I only had thumbs...

 Wondering what's going through my head during this torture? "Why in the world does she have to take pics of this"?! I just find it a bit odd....

 My payback is rubbing my ear grub all over the rug..

 One last good shake-a-roo

After all that trauma and he expects some lovin'?! Doesn't he see the hurt and humiliation in my eyes??? Get a good whiff dad...your next sandwich is MINE!!!!

Listen pups, if you've been affected by what you have just witnessed and you feel your human needs help, please call 1-888-HEOD  Human-Ear-Obsessive-Disorder.

It's for their own good and YOURS!