Don't have to ask me twice!
Before I knew it I was in a room with a lady who's smell I didn't recognize...
Who told me I don't need to gain anymore weight...
She did compliment me on my shiny white teeth...
And listened to my golden heart...
Before I knew it she was violating me without even asking permission...
She saved the whammy for last, a shot right in my rump that I did not appreciate...Perhaps I should have asked more questions about the ride.
We are joining the Monday Mischief Blog Hop, hosted by Alfie's Blog, My Brown Newfies & Snoopy's Dog Blog.
Yep, always ask before getting in that car...
ReplyDeleteWe call it the House of Pain.
ReplyDeleteha ha ha - "don't ask, just R-I-D-E" was always Zeus' train of thought... of course, he loved going to see his "girls" at the vet no matter what...
ReplyDeletenot only should you have asked more questions about the ride, but you actually let your Mom post that photo of them violating your privates? Wow my furiend, we need to talk...and FAST! Barks and licks and love, Dakota
ReplyDeleteThey say never ride with strangers but sometimes its our own people who deceive us. Tricky humans.
ReplyDeleteLOL love the dogs perspective!
ReplyDeleteYep...them peeps are sneaky that way....we only see one leash in a hand ...and we know it's OH NO...not the dogter!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Did you stop for ice cream after? It is only right that you get ice cream!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
PS - Tomorrow the Blogville Barkers debut in their furst practice!
That was very sneaky of them! Hope you got rewarded for enduring all that!
ReplyDeleteWe had a VET visit this weekend too! They took my blood! The nerve!
ReplyDeleteSomeone played some serious mischief on you, that's for sure!
ReplyDeleteJan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets
LOL, yes good to remember that you should always ask about the ultimate destination before hoping in the car! Hope you got treats for enduring all that with a smile!
ReplyDeleteSo sorry, but I am cracking up! I know how cruel it is to visit those places and our pet parents never do anything to stop those people from doing scary, wrong things with us. Glad you got out safely and hope your next car ride it to a fun place.
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